12 Step Humor
January 3, 2009 · By Humor Editor
Twelve Step Humor
Silly Humor
The Drunk Poem
* * Starkle, starkle, little twink, *
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* Who the hell are you I think. * *
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* * I’m not under what you call *
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* The alcofluence of incohol. * *
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* * I’m just a little slort of sheep, *
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* I’m not drunk like thinkle peep. * *
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* * I don’t know who is me yet, *
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* But the drunker I stand here the longer I get. *
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* * So just give me one more fink to drill my cup, *
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* ‘Cause I got all day sober to Sunday up. * *
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The True Alcoholic
Did you hear the one about the alcoholic who was stranded on a desert island?
He found a bottle floating near the shore. When he opened it, out popped a genie; his salvation!
The genie said, “I’ll grant you two wishes”, to which the alcoholic replied quickly with his first wish, “I’d like a never ending bottle of whiskey.” The genie immediately complies with his wishes and provides him a with never ending bottle. When asked what his second wish would be, the alcoholic replied, after careful consideration, “I’ll have another never ending bottle of whiskey!”
The Newest 12-Step Group
Have you heard about the latest 12 step group for compulsive talkers?
It’s called … On and On Anon.
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