Housework

When it comes to housework and my new addiction, the magnificent wide world of cyberspace, the internet, the web and email … guess who wins??

You got it gals and guys! The alluring world out there wins every time!

My solution to housework is that if you deny that it’s there, and feed your addiction instead, eventually the housework isn’t even a problem anymore.

Just like the valley girl once said, “Golly, anyway, like, what’s … housework?”

I’ve found that I no longer care about it!

Who’s got time for it anyway??

After housework … then there’s cooking! Thank goodness my teens won’t eat anything I cook anyway! Teen’s are so self-sufficient! They look in the frig. (you’ve just gone grocery shopping) and there’s nothing to eat! So … they just sneak a little money from Mom and it’s off to Fast Food they go!

Well, I gotta go find another BBS to post on or check out another free-net, or I know, surf the web for the rest of the day, no wait … I just gotta send some more e-mail before I get my 5 minute warning on my freenet, no, it’s more EXCITING to wait for the 1 minute warning, push it to the limit … no, better yet, I could go CLEAN out my mailbox!

Oh – No! I said the “C” word again!