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Better New Words by Kathee Austin
Thanks to the authors of New Words and More Words, who challenged this brain dead mind of mine to THINK again! Please check back often as the list of definitions below... Read more »
January 3, 2009 · By Humor Editor
closeAuthor: Humor Editor
Name: Humor Editor
Email: info@lifestorywriting.com
Site: http://lifestorywriting.com
About: Articles, stories, jokes, humor found under this byline have been contributed by friends, fans or family since 1996. Authorship is not claimed; jokes or humor is provided for your reading pleasure. To contribute a joke or humorous piece for consideration, send an email to the email address listed above. CRITERIA: Must be G-rated and unique. All contributions are screened by the Life Story Writing Network administrator and you may or may not receive notice of acceptance. Please check back often.See Authors Posts (29)
ACCORDIONATED (ah kor’ de on ay tid)adj. Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.
AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus)adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on... Read more »
January 3, 2009 · By Humor EditorcloseAuthor: Humor Editor
Name: Humor Editor
Email: info@lifestorywriting.com
Site: http://lifestorywriting.com
About: Articles, stories, jokes, humor found under this byline have been contributed by friends, fans or family since 1996. Authorship is not claimed; jokes or humor is provided for your reading pleasure. To contribute a joke or humorous piece for consideration, send an email to the email address listed above. CRITERIA: Must be G-rated and unique. All contributions are screened by the Life Story Writing Network administrator and you may or may not receive notice of acceptance. Please check back often.See Authors Posts (29)
Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women
(and what they actually mean)
10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance.”)
9. There’s a slight... Read more »
January 3, 2009 · By Humor EditorcloseAuthor: Humor Editor
Name: Humor Editor
Email: info@lifestorywriting.com
Site: http://lifestorywriting.com
About: Articles, stories, jokes, humor found under this byline have been contributed by friends, fans or family since 1996. Authorship is not claimed; jokes or humor is provided for your reading pleasure. To contribute a joke or humorous piece for consideration, send an email to the email address listed above. CRITERIA: Must be G-rated and unique. All contributions are screened by the Life Story Writing Network administrator and you may or may not receive notice of acceptance. Please check back often.See Authors Posts (29)
(Rules for Writers)
1. Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. And don’t start a sentence with a conjunction.
4. It is wrong to ever split... Read more »
January 3, 2009 · By Humor EditorcloseAuthor: Humor Editor
Name: Humor Editor
Email: info@lifestorywriting.com
Site: http://lifestorywriting.com
About: Articles, stories, jokes, humor found under this byline have been contributed by friends, fans or family since 1996. Authorship is not claimed; jokes or humor is provided for your reading pleasure. To contribute a joke or humorous piece for consideration, send an email to the email address listed above. CRITERIA: Must be G-rated and unique. All contributions are screened by the Life Story Writing Network administrator and you may or may not receive notice of acceptance. Please check back often.See Authors Posts (29)
How I Met My Wife By Jack Winter, Published July 25, 1994 in The New Yorker
It had been a rough day, so when I walked into the party I was very chalant, despite my efforts to appear gruntled and consolate.
I... Read more »
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