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January 3, 2009 · By Humor Editor
closeAuthor: Humor Editor
Name: Humor Editor
Email: info@lifestorywriting.com
Site: http://lifestorywriting.com
About: Articles, stories, jokes, humor found under this byline have been contributed by friends, fans or family since 1996. Authorship is not claimed; jokes or humor is provided for your reading pleasure. To contribute a joke or humorous piece for consideration, send an email to the email address listed above. CRITERIA: Must be G-rated and unique. All contributions are screened by the Life Story Writing Network administrator and you may or may not receive notice of acceptance. Please check back often.See Authors Posts (29)
1. All pipe is to be made of a long hole, surrounded by metal or plastic centered around the hole.
2. All pipe is to be hollow throughout the entire length – do not use holes of different length... Read more »
January 3, 2009 · By Humor Editor
closeAuthor: Humor Editor
Name: Humor Editor
Email: info@lifestorywriting.com
Site: http://lifestorywriting.com
About: Articles, stories, jokes, humor found under this byline have been contributed by friends, fans or family since 1996. Authorship is not claimed; jokes or humor is provided for your reading pleasure. To contribute a joke or humorous piece for consideration, send an email to the email address listed above. CRITERIA: Must be G-rated and unique. All contributions are screened by the Life Story Writing Network administrator and you may or may not receive notice of acceptance. Please check back often.See Authors Posts (29)
1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4.... Read more »
January 3, 2009 · By Humor Editor
closeAuthor: Humor Editor
Name: Humor Editor
Email: info@lifestorywriting.com
Site: http://lifestorywriting.com
About: Articles, stories, jokes, humor found under this byline have been contributed by friends, fans or family since 1996. Authorship is not claimed; jokes or humor is provided for your reading pleasure. To contribute a joke or humorous piece for consideration, send an email to the email address listed above. CRITERIA: Must be G-rated and unique. All contributions are screened by the Life Story Writing Network administrator and you may or may not receive notice of acceptance. Please check back often.See Authors Posts (29)
For years we displayed Dave Barry’s humorous piece entitled How to Win Arguments, with credits to him. In the early days of Life Story Writing, we didn’t know about Copyright Infringement... Read more »
January 3, 2009 · By Humor Editor
closeAuthor: Humor Editor
Name: Humor Editor
Email: info@lifestorywriting.com
Site: http://lifestorywriting.com
About: Articles, stories, jokes, humor found under this byline have been contributed by friends, fans or family since 1996. Authorship is not claimed; jokes or humor is provided for your reading pleasure. To contribute a joke or humorous piece for consideration, send an email to the email address listed above. CRITERIA: Must be G-rated and unique. All contributions are screened by the Life Story Writing Network administrator and you may or may not receive notice of acceptance. Please check back often.See Authors Posts (29)
How to Speak About Women and Be Politically Correct
She is not a BABE or a CHICK – She is a BREASTED-AMERICAN.
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.
She is not a BAD COOK... Read more »
January 3, 2009 · By Humor Editor
closeAuthor: Humor Editor
Name: Humor Editor
Email: info@lifestorywriting.com
Site: http://lifestorywriting.com
About: Articles, stories, jokes, humor found under this byline have been contributed by friends, fans or family since 1996. Authorship is not claimed; jokes or humor is provided for your reading pleasure. To contribute a joke or humorous piece for consideration, send an email to the email address listed above. CRITERIA: Must be G-rated and unique. All contributions are screened by the Life Story Writing Network administrator and you may or may not receive notice of acceptance. Please check back often.See Authors Posts (29)
Hardware Solution
Open the modem with a screwdriver or can opener. Cut one wire going to the loudspeaker. Reassemble modem with remaining screws or duct tape (whichever is more convenient).
Software Solution
(RTFM)... Read more »
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