Sheets

How often are you supposed to change your sheets?  I always heard that it's proper to change them once a week.

To save time and energy, here's what I do ...

After my nightly shower (of course !), I slip into just one side of my bed. I lie in just one spot all night long, never to toss or turn (yes, very boring, but it IS what I do!)

When I get out of bed in the a.m., I very carefully make that one side of the bed.  At the end of the week, I switch sides and go through the same routine all over again!

At the end of my two-week week, I change my sheets!  It certainly saves alot of time and energy for me!

Isn't that what life's all about?

Now, it's very important that you are of a sound, sane mind if you try this at your home ... 'cause if you get mixed up, then you've done the unthinkable ... you've slept in those nasty 'ol sheets way too long!

And then what will people think?!!

Endnote: This does not, repeat, :::does not::: work for the very married or those who are single, but never alone!